Monday, March 4, 2013

Not Gonna Happen.


Casual Talk in Office one Evening (Scene 1) Btw [*GF = GirlFriend ]

Casual Talk in Office one Evening (Scene 2)

Casual Talk in Office one Evening (Scene 3)

I have had these type of conversations with too many people. I am asked with the questions about my relationships status. Though I have told a million times, I am still Single and Ready to Mingle and very Very Happy being Alone. But, sill I am darted with the same questions - "Dude, Do you have a GF?". Though I make the worst of the faces and pretend as if offended. Yeah, I tried to make that offended face, but that turned out to be funny, not at all near that offended. Why I wanted to make an offended face ? Hmm, Because, "Look at me!" I sometimes even say it out loud - "Dude, Look at me and do you think I have that BF-material face at all?" To which I get some really unexpected answers. "Yeah! You look good, dress well, and I have heard you are called Mr.Perfect" .

For gods sake, can someone drop that name. ME? MR. PERFECT? (Yeah! In my dreams, may be). Well, I wish to be Mr.Perfect. But truth be told, I am no-where near it. Some unfortunate incidents lead them, those brainy people who think too much into getting a new nick name for me. There is this nice movie, in which the Hero copied my hairstyle, and some part of dressing style as well. And he looks good in that, like Mr.Perfect - Dressed well, Punctual, Good Employee, well, to summarize, he is perfect. But me, on the other hand - Not even Close. But still, I got the name, and have to live with it. Even if most of the people don't know because they are new, some of the old people just have to get it out of their stomach. Yeah! Hopeless people. And I don't know whether I should take it as a compliment or not, because it totally contradicts me and moreover it feels like they are mockingly-sarcastic. I don't know what I have to do to make them believe that I am not that Mr,Perfect or even BF-Material. 

I had an interesting conversation with my cousin sister today, though it was all about teasing me that I am trying to find one, you know what I mean right? So, it's like payback. Because I always get onto her nerves teasing her about the same. Well, that's for another day. I mean I have to make the conversation more lively through these comic strips. I told her that I would make one avatar of her, and all about it. I don't know whether she believed it or not. But, you know me - Stubborn, Arrogant, bla bla... Wait! You know right? Or did I just ... Oh No..No..No! "Shift-Delete" the previous line from your mind. So, what was I saying - Yeah, Comic strips, coming soon. Don't wait up. Have a bowl of ice cream, sleep and then next day, a hot coffee or tea, whichever you prefer, then go to work after having breakfast, of course. Ok! I will stop. I am over-doing. 

P.S. And before you close this browser, don't get carried away by the comic avatar of me. I intentionally made it to look cool. Don't say, I look like Mr.Perfect, or whatever! That's just one of the many hats I wear. 
Hehe. "Dude, You have only 2 hats."
Not that Hats, Idiot. Don't get on my nerves now, b'cause I can't do anything. My legs have become numb as I have been sitting-sleeping inappropriately. Oh Boy, my legs aren't seriously working. >:(

24 comments:

  1. Na....you are not Mr. Perfect. :P

    Happy?

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    1. Finally someone.
      Thank You. :D

      Yeah, I'm Happy. :)

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  2. Well, you sorta look like Mr.Perfect. Sheesshh sorry :D

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    1. Thats' what makes people think I am one. :P
      It's okay. I am getting used to that. :D

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  4. You have started to go office? :P Well, thats a good news :P Congrats on that ;):P So now you saw how the office environment is (and will be) :P

    Gf thingy .. Hmmm.. so many people to compliment you, and against your freedom !:P I can see that. But then hey, stop that I'm-not-BF-material-thingy' BFs aren't material dude! And who said girls are looking for Mr. Perfect? That trend has gone now.. They look for good ones, and you fall into that category.. So if that was the explanation/reason you said yourself and avoided getting a gf, then I guess you should change that :P If, its for general reasons/personal decision, then no comment .. And bdw, whenever you get a gf, she would be happy, coz its difficult to find a silent guy :P (Hope you remember the silent>Women>mad thingy? :P)

    And who said you are Mr.Perfect? They would have said Mr. Defect, and you might have heard it as Perfect? :P hahaha lolz :P

    That was your cool avtar? :P I can't stop laughing :P #juskidding

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    1. Lol. Wait, Ma'am.
      Not yet. This was an old conversation, like over six months old. :P
      And I still don't know how office environment looks like. :P

      Well, BF's are materials things only, in my perspective.
      Good ones? I agree with the 'trend has changed' thing but it didn't change into good ones. Well, there is more to it. Else, why would I be blabbering about it. :P
      And first of all, I have to get one GF, right ? Rest I can think later. :P

      Right! I need to get checked for hearing problems. And that sounds totally right! Mr. Defect. Yeah, On second thought, this is what they had been calling me. Makes sense. :P

      Glad you are laughing. :D

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  5. Well, well, look who's cranky :P Anyway being Mr.Perfect or not is purely your choice :)

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    1. Haha. Ok. Don't say it out loud. :P

      Yeah. But I kinda already got that name, despite me not being so perfect. :)

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  6. Hahahaha, first time here and what a post to read!! Simply awesome.

    Fellow mallu? Are you? ;)

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    1. Wow. Thanks for dropping by. :)

      Actually No. I was in Kerala (Trivandrum) for three months training. So, all this happened when I was there. :)

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  7. Hahaha, good luck finding one Miss.Not so perfect for you. :P

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    1. Haha.
      I have my fingers crossed for that. :P
      But, hey, Thanks. :)

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  8. nyc one, i dont know why others are so much worried about aur relationship status...:D
    its our life , they shud leave this upon us...:)
    btw Mr. Perfect ..Take it as a compliment yaar..and enjoy being that..:)
    keep writing..:)

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    1. Yeah, Right? I clearly don't understand people. :P

      Thanks. I have taken it as a compliment for a long time. :P
      Guess I just have to extend the long time a little more. :D

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  9. Say whatever, but i luuurrrve your comic strips!!

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    1. Thank You, Anya. :)

      I am glad you like them. :D

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  10. Hey I remember this kind of conversation and it would always end up as me asking others their opinion on how many GF's you are having :P

    Our training days rock! :D

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    1. Yeah. And they responding "What? That guy? Nil." :P

      Yeah, Agreed. :D

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    1. Hmm,
      The smallest comment I ever received.

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